scissxrhands:

stability:

person: do you know pepe?
me: I LOVE PEPE.  I cant decide which is my favorite like sad pepe or smug pepe or -
person: what
me:
person: I meant the soccer player
me:

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clarkenstein8:

angelbabyspice:

the-lost-goat:

jasonptodd:

the-lost-goat:

jasonptodd:

the-lost-goat:

jasonptodd:

the-lost-goat:

jasonptodd:

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jasonptodd:

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jasonptodd:

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jasonptodd:

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jasonptodd:

the-lost-goat:

tradeyourbrokenwings:

jasonptodd:

jasonptodd:

straight culture is “breakup prank” being a thing

on their anniversary.

and he still posted it????

Um…excuse me, but why is this labeled as “Straight Culture”? Are you saying this is something only straight people would do, because as a straight person, we aren’t all that stupid. I’m not saying that straight people are better than any other kind of person, I’m just asking that you don’t label us under something so offensive. I mean, how would you feel if I said that (in the right circumstances) this was “gay culture” or “trans culture” or “bi culture”. Doesn’t seem fair does it? Again, I’m not saying all gay/trans/bi people are stupid enough to do this, but neither are straight people. Thank you.

shut up straightie

Oh, fuck you. I tried being as respectful as possible, but yet again you guys just read only what you want! I was just saying straight people aren’t bad people, we are just as good and bad as anybody who is LGBTQ+. You guys want to stop being generalized? Well then stop generalizing us!

straight people are bad

Can you tell me why?

being straight is unnatural

PFGHEYHADFBEHLNCD

WHAT!?

THAT IS LITERALLY THE STUPIDEST THING IVE EVER HEARD! XD

being straight is a sin

You are joking right? Please tell me this is a joke. Surely nobody could be that stupid.

no i’m serious

I’m starting to question how you have the IQ necessary to use a keyboard if you truly think you are correct here.

it says right on the first page of the bible that god hates cishets

I’m going to argue against this in two parts.

1. I’m VERY sure that the bible says that god hates gays. (which I don’t agree with)
   
2. SINCE FUCKING WHEN WAS THE BIBLE A RELIABLE SOURCE!?

“GOD created Adam and Eve and realized cishets were a mistake.” is the opening line of the bible

It is very clearly not. I’m pretty sure that “cishets” was not a term used back when the bible was written.

that’s fake, actually

Ok, I’m done. Say waht you want, but you are wrong and everyone knows it. You can stop trying now. It would be a waste of your energy, not that I care anyway.

they went and googled the opening fucking line lahlahlusdfghajlfghjl;adhgat

Today in dumb news, a straight person looses their shit for being treated like an LGBTQ person

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bitchyknits:

konigstigerr:

kinema-citrus:

zombie-twink:

Results so far

So we are safe as long we post green alien titties

arms race

Welp. That’s good to know.

I can post pics of breast hats if I want, as long as they aren’t made of flesh-like colors.

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sapamanders:

sapamanders:

how much do i have to zoom in on a pic of my elbow before it gets flagged

never mind tumblr shot me on fucking sight

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